1. Goggles - "Don't know what kind but I'm guessing swimming."
2. Dixon-Ticonderoga #2 Pencil - "I think I will bring several along with a sharpener"
3. Hand Drill w/ 1/2" Drill Bit - "Laura's father is giving me one that was her grandfathers... I will guard it with my life, death race style!"
4. Hand Saw - "Forearm Warrior"
5. Tape Measure - "To measure the swelling in your muscles"
6. Maul or Axe - "I have an 8 lb Maul"
7. 10' Section of Climbing Rope - "Well you can't climb very far with that!"
and finally, my favorite so far...
8. A Live Fish - "What the fuck!"
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